Trumpty Dumpty wanted a crown: verses for a despotic age

Introduction: Just yesterday --

Trumpty Dumpty wanted a crown --

Rabid Rudy --

Fake news --

The tortoise and the hare --

O'Moluments --

Cipollone's fine baloney --

Rab-a-dab-Dan --

Counselor Jay --

Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr --

Quiet Elaine --

Bill, Barr the door! --

Rueful Roger --

Our substitute science teacher --

Dumpty's dolls --

The Buckeye firecracker --

Trumpty Dumpty wanted a rout --

Scroundrels and heroes: Limericks from the seat of government --

A requiem scored for kazoo --

One lucky bastard --

The special ops of Erik Prince --

Diplomatic gas --

Recipe for disaster --

Reetle-deet-deet --

Fire bright! --

The invisible man --

A pandemic's a terrible thing to waste --

Rah! Rah! Rah! --

The Torys, or the Tiger King --

Joe McCarthy's lullaby --

Our witch doctor in chief --

Trumpty Dumpty wanted a title.