Something that may shock and discredit you

When you were younger and you got home early and you were the first one home and no one else was out on the street, did you ever worry that the rapture had happened without you? I did.

Chapter titles from the on the nose, po-faced transmasculine memoir I am trying not to write

My brothers, my brothers, my brothers' keepers, my brothers, my brothers, my brothers and me

Help me brother, or I sink

Apollo and Hyacinthus die playing ultimate frisbee, and I died watching teenage boys play video games

Lord Byron has a birthday and takes his leave

Reasons for transitioning, in order

If you can't parallel park, you have to get a sex change

Unwanted coming-out disorder

The stages of not going on T

Oh Lacanian philosopher we love you get up

The several mortes d'Arthur

Cosmopolitan magazine cover stories for bewildered future trans men living in the greater Chicago area between the years 1994-2002

Marcus Aurelius prepares for the new year

Evelyn Waugh and the opposite of communion

Jacob and the angel wrasslin' till noon at least

Mary and Martha and Jesus and the dishes

Columbo in six positions

On Wednesdays we mean girls wore pink

The Golden Girls and the mountains in the sea

Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian, and I'm not sure exactly how to explain that

Rilke takes a turn

Duckie from Pretty in Pink is also a beautiful lesbian, and I can prove it with the intensity of my feelings

I have a friend who thinks umbrellas are enemies of the collective good, and I have a sneaking suspicion they may be right

Sir Gawain just wants to leave Castle Make-out

No one understands Henry VIII like I do

"I love your vibe," and other things I've said to men

House Hunters

And His name shall be called Something Hard to Remember

Pirates at the funeral: "It feels like someone died" but someone actually didn't

Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, transmasculine edition

Powerful T4T energy in Steve Martin's The Jerk

Did you know that Athena used to be a tomboy?

It's hard to feel sad reading Hans Christian Andersen because it's just another story about a bummed-out candlestick that loves a broom and dies

Dirtbag Sappho

Dante runs into Beatrice in paradise

How I intend to comport myself when I have abs someday

Paul and Second Timothy: the transmasculine epistles

Something nice happens to Oedipus

Destry Rides Again, or Jimmy Stewart has a body and so do I

The matriarchs of Avonlea begrudgingly accept your transition / Men of Anne of Green Gables experience

The opposite of baptism.

When you were younger and you got home early and you were the first one home and no one else was out on the street, did you ever worry that the rapture had happened without you? I did.

Chapter titles from the on the nose, po-faced transmasculine memoir I am trying not to write

My brothers, my brothers, my brothers' keepers, my brothers, my brothers, my brothers and me

Help me brother, or I sink

Apollo and Hyacinthus die playing ultimate frisbee, and I died watching teenage boys play video games

Lord Byron has a birthday and takes his leave

Reasons for transitioning, in order

If you can't parallel park, you have to get a sex change

Unwanted coming-out disorder

The stages of not going on T

Oh Lacanian philosopher we love you get up

The several mortes d'Arthur

Cosmopolitan magazine cover stories for bewildered future trans men living in the greater Chicago area between the years 1994-2002

Marcus Aurelius prepares for the new year

Evelyn Waugh and the opposite of communion

Jacob and the angel wrasslin' till noon at least

Mary and Martha and Jesus and the dishes

Columbo in six positions

On Wednesdays we mean girls wore pink

The Golden Girls and the mountains in the sea

Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian, and I'm not sure exactly how to explain that

Rilke takes a turn

Duckie from Pretty in Pink is also a beautiful lesbian, and I can prove it with the intensity of my feelings

I have a friend who thinks umbrellas are enemies of the collective good, and I have a sneaking suspicion they may be right

Sir Gawain just wants to leave Castle Make-out

No one understands Henry VIII like I do

"I love your vibe," and other things I've said to men

House Hunters

And His name shall be called Something Hard to Remember

Pirates at the funeral: "It feels like someone died" but someone actually didn't

Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, transmasculine edition

Powerful T4T energy in Steve Martin's The Jerk

Did you know that Athena used to be a tomboy?

It's hard to feel sad reading Hans Christian Andersen because it's just another story about a bummed-out candlestick that loves a broom and dies

Dirtbag Sappho

Dante runs into Beatrice in paradise

How I intend to comport myself when I have abs someday

Paul and Second Timothy: the transmasculine epistles

Something nice happens to Oedipus

Destry Rides Again, or Jimmy Stewart has a body and so do I

The matriarchs of Avonlea begrudgingly accept your transition / Men of Anne of Green Gables experience

The opposite of baptism.