This is a short illustrated political satire based on President Trump. It is written nursery rhyme style, although some of the content, such as the scary ending, is suitable only for adults.

"Following the great success of his New York Times bestseller DUMPTY, comes award-winning actor and national bestselling author John Lithgow's next book of satirical poetry chronicling Trump and his administration-with poems of the impeachment and beyond"--

Guaranteed to crack you up! Bacon and Eggs walk into a diner. The waitress says, "We don't serve breakfast." (This has nothing to do with this book.) All kids have to go to school, even detectives' sidekicks. But Rat really doesn't want to. That is, until he finds out that he might be King Arthur reborn and gets invited to join Merlin's Institute for the Knowledge of Everything. But there is a problem. Princess Lily, Humpty and Rat's new friend, claims...

When hard-shelled detective Humpty Dumpty, Jr. investigates the break-in of the Pat-a-Cake Bakery and the kidnapping of its owner, the trail of clues leads to a ne'er-do-well pancake.